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The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.” I will never utter the sentence “But before I kill you, there’s just one thing I want to know.” When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk “Project Overlord” and leave it lying on top of my desk. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.