Do your part for the

Do your part for the free world!!!!! The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we’re encouraging to demonstrate against them this Friday at 15:00 hours. It is a well-known fact that the Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the Taliban and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists among us (anybody who doesn’t do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist and denounced to the World). Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world. Thank you.