Hello. It’s me. Simon Quinlank,

Hello. It’s me. Simon Quinlank, the very reverend archbishop of hobby with another hobby for you to do. The Lord God’s hobby was to create the world and the universe and all that is in 6 days. And then on Sunday he rested from his hobby. But I, Simon Quinlank, am better than God, as I have a hobby for every day of the week. This week I have a good hobby for people who, like the unimaginative Lord of creation, can’t think of a hobby to do on Sunday.