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26 November 2002 by Frank Meeuwsen

So I supposed you’re all wondering what happened to my arms….good question. You see before I was born, I was up in heaven….chilling with God. God goes to me Todd….God always calls me Todd….he says Todd “I’m afraid we’re going to have to make a few cutbacks this year, so you have to make a choice. Would you rather have straight arms……or a really big pecker?” I mean….Heyyyyyy…..what could I say….He’s God. And at least he kept his word. You know what they say…..what God takes away from one part of the body, he has to make up for someplace else. (I’d then point to a lady in the audience and exclaim) “Thank you very much!” Awwwwww, I know I shouldn’t say jokes like that…but I figure, if black people can spread the rumor that they have big weiners….why can’t I do the same thing for handicapped people, huh?..

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