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This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong. 🙂 Met posts als: Love your kids? Prove it by beating them. (Remember: never take shit from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. ) You’re fat and disgusting. Cover up. (You’re not Britney Spears. You’re not hot. You’re not popular) People who like David Lynch movies are idiots. (I don’t know which is more painful: watching Lost Highway or landing on my nuts from six feet.) Five things that sucked about Lord of the Rings. (2: Not enough lesbians)