Archives for 12 February 2001

: p: o : p : b : i : t : c : h : – Mutate Nicole, all those trips to the plastic surgeon have wrought miracles… But maybe Nicole needs just a little bit more modification?

MC Hawking’s Crib Yo! This site is your ultimate resource for information about Stephen Hawking the gangsta rapper. While there are dozens of other sites on the web devoted to Stephen Hawking’s scientific achievements, I am unaware of a single site (aside from this one) devoted to his career as a lyrical terrorist. Je moet echt de mp3’tjes downloaden, zwaar genieten!! Echte, zwaar vette Hip-Hop met een robotstemmetje! To qoute MC Hawking: Doomsday cuts it up like a Shaolin monk, pumping the funk in your junk-trunk punk. There’s no escaping here, I’m gonna beat you out of shape, like a fucking black hole even light can’t escape. Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed, other rappers talk shit, but they gotta concede, that I’m a 3 sandwich eatin’, super-model meetin’, step to me punk and you’re gonna get a beatin’. So listen up bitch, ’cause there may be a test, my style is smooth, but it’s hard to digest. My science is tight, rhymes faster than light, like a ton of TNT I’m about to ignite. Nog eentje dan van zijn track ‘Crazy as Fuck’ Straight out of Oxford a crazy motherfucker named Hawking. When I be rocking the mic you be gawking, at me ’cause I’m a bad mama-jamma, you wanna lock me up put my ass in the slamma. But fuck that shit ’cause no jail can hold me, you can’t even catch me much less control me. So if you see me coming you better duck, ’cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck.