Archives for 25 February 2003

Zijn de see through skirts waar iedereen het over heeft een hoax?

Djeez, de bekrompenheid van Nederland, zijn ze bang dat ‘s nachts iemand met zijn zatte ballen zich vergist ofzo?

Lacheuh… ze zeggen dat mevrouw Spears aan het snatsen is geweest… dat doen ze toch allemaal daar? Het ging me eigenlijk meer om het plaatje bij het artikel… ik geef toe.

Crystal Lynn went for realism when she built her snow woman celery for the eyes, a carrot for the nose and two blobs of snow for the breasts. The last turned out to be a no-no, as someone complained to Kent police about what he called an indecent snow figure…

A potentially embarrassing bombshell hit the Bush administration today as it was revealed that Vice President Dick Cheney controls a company that has virtually cornered the world market in duct tape and plastic sheeting… While Vice President Cheney released a brief statement disavowing any conflict of interest, Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge came under renewed pressure to explain precisely how duct tape and plastic sheeting could be used in the war against terror. “If you see someone you suspect is a terrorist, sneak up behind him and wrap him up tightly,” Ridge said. “This is a simple thing each and every one of us can do.”

Israeli scientists have devised a computer that can perform 330 trillion operations per second, more than 100,000 times the speed of the fastest PC. The secret: It runs on DNA…