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Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin said a lot more than “crikey” after he was bitten on the arm by a perentie in front of hundreds of car dealers at Alice Springs this week…

A narcotics traffic stop on the Downtown Connector turned deadly Saturday afternoon when a man climbed over the interstate railing, fell about 35 feet and was decapitated on a wrought-iron fence, Atlanta police said…

I hate to admit it but, as many times as I have dry humped, I still don’t know when it is coming. The situation is always the same: the lights are out, we’re kissing, I am on top, starting to get into it and then – WHAM. Her legs turn into clamps and we’re dry…

and we will all go together when we go…

wtf?

Flash

The French hate the internet, because it’s all in unabashed English. The few smart Frenchies are raking in the money by adapting to civilized(non-French) society. Their fearless leaders are busy trying to “protect” the French people from this progress. Of particular concern is the word “cool”. It is a stupid and ambiguous American term that…

Everybody knows one! George W. Bush, an AWOL chickenhawk warmonger who thinks footstomping is the same as foreign policy and a smirk is the same as sincerity. President George W. Bush, Deserves a pile of shit poured on him for deviously attempting to lead this country into an unnecessary war that will only serve to…

Woohoo, ze zijn in de USA al traitor listjes aan ‘t maken. Ik ben benieuwd wanneer de razzia’s beginnen. Fijn he, zo’n democratie. (ik hoop dat dit satire is)

Drugs come from the planet called weed – If you burn a weed you get high – If you get high you will get cancer – If you get cancer you go to death Oftewel, als het 10 graden vriest, je te veel drinkt, daarna een waterpijp rookt en op weg naar huis van je…

French police said on Friday they had seized two lethal mobile phones capable of shooting four bullets, with the digital touchpads used as triggers…

Laatst op gewezen door een maat. Briljante Amerikaanse ‘caberetier’ uit de jaren 60. Ok 40 jaar geleden maar z’n onderwerpen zijn nog steeds actueel. Luister, luister, luister.

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Welcome to the Chronicles of George. This web site is a collection of helpdesk tickets gleaned from the support database of my previous job. I was employed there for twenty months, and during that time I had the misfortune of encountering an individual whom I will call George…

…voor lul staan in een piratenpak.

Since urban legends are often a means of expressing our fears about the dangers that ripple just beneath the surface of our seemingly calm and untroubled world, it should come as no surprise that horror legends are one of urban folklore’s richest veins…

“And all of this when it’s done is called ‘recursive descent parsing using one token lookahead.’ Remember those words, it doesn’t matter if you understand, just remember the words. Say them next time you’re at a party. You’re sure to make a lot of friends.”…

The religious symbolism was hard to miss as church members clutching Bibles watched a young couple trudge down a snow-covered road in search of salvation…

A Japanese scientist has developed a coat which appears to make the wearer invisible…

Discovered in Russia last summer, the well-preserved legs of a mammoth have yielded living cells that could allow for a cloning project to bring the creature back…

m’n s4 van sitecom routerd als een gek. Eindelijk m’n Debian apt-get via http. En als u het nu nog snapt bent u een geek…

Old Skool Stylee Rampage Flash

For the administration at Deptford High School, boys in skirts are just too much of a distraction…

Dobby the house-elf could be taken to court because some people think he looks like the Russian president. Zelfs JP wordt nog even genoemd.