• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to footer

Digging the digital

  • /Now
  • Nieuw? Start hier
    • Blogroll
    • Tag Index
  • WordPress en Indieweb
    • WordPress en het indieweb
    • Hoe gebruik je IndieAuth met WordPress
    • WordPress en webmentions
    • WordPress en Micropub
    • WordPress en de Post Kind plugin
  • Notities
  • Bookmarks
  • Likes

Welcome, Brethren, to the First Church of Zoophilia

15 October 2002 by Frank Meeuwsen

The only benefits which we can offer at this time are as follows: – Official membership certificates, which can be emailed or snailmailed to you (if you prefer the latter, however, you’ll have to send a self-addressed-stamped-envelope to our physical address (14625 Baltimore Avenue, Suite 152, Laurel, MD 20707), and the turn-around time on that will naturally be a little longer than via email); – Security in the knowledge that, provided you Truly Believe and Have the Utmost Faith, and follow our tenets, you shall be doing a great service to your Sacred Animal, for which I am certain they shall most definitely be eternally grateful, and happier and healthier to boot; – An assurance that you shall acheive eternal salvation upon your death: anyone who does NOT receive eternal salvation upon their death, please email us immediately at the address listed above: it’s a bit of a bureaucracy up there, and things do sometimes get a little mixed up: I’m sure you understand. Either way, simply email us after your fleshly demise, and We promise to set things aright for you in the Eternal Hereafter.

Filed Under: punkeydotcom

Footer

Wat is dit?

Frank MeeuwsenDigging the Digital is de digital garden of commonplace book van Frank Meeuwsen. Onderwerpen variëren van indieweb tot nieuwsbrieven, bloggen, muziek en opvallende gebeurtenissen op het internet.

Meer Frank

Bloghelden - De definitieve geschiedenis van webloggend Nederland

On this Day

  • 2 years ago...
    • Helaas kan ik er niet in persoon bij ...
  • 4 years ago...
    • OPEN S02E48 – Waarom je Substack niet kunt vertrouwen
  • 14 years ago...
    • Storify geeft tips over het gebruik van Storify
  • 15 years ago...
    • Waarom verandering vaak zo moeilijk is (een eerste gedachte)
  • 21 years ago...
    • “Breda Barst”-ende koppijn…
  • 23 years ago...
    • The Weather Pixie
    • Uncap je kabelmodem…
    • Godver…
  • 24 years ago...
    • Niet trouwen! Gewoon lekker samen
    • Het moet niet gekker worden!
    • De vele interessante dingen die
    • Geile speakers!

Archives

Copyright © 2025 · DTD Genesis on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in