Digging the digital

Archives for 6 November 2001

See, it’s the Statue

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See, it’s the Statue of Liberty with a target painted on it. Enjoy! You murderous cunts. After decades of Hollywood misinformation, the end-times finally arrived and the one thing left standing was the Statue of fucking Liberty. Attack that, and Uncle Sam’s gonna plant his submarine-lauched-missile-shaped foot up Ganesh’s giant elephant ass so hard it’ll make this last attack on the World Trade Center look like the first time you Arab idiots bombed it……

The argument for eating Aliens

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The argument for eating Aliens – Aliens come here uninvited. – They ate Elvis. – They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims. – They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers. – They are Kosher meat. – They taste good if prepared well. – According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites. – Their meat is safer than British Beef. Hoe kook je een alien.